Mary Trump says this will “ruin” Donald Trump
Mary Trump has said that even one night in jail would “ruin” her uncle, Donald Trump. Mary said she thinks even one night in jail would be anathema to Trump. “You seriously think — that guy you know Mr. Hair product and bronzer wants to be in a jail cell overnight without any of his products and without his cell phone?”
True. Not to mention without his ketchup bottles. “Imagine,” Mary Trump went on. “Imagine what he’s going to look like in the morning.” That’s so true. Looking at this situation rationally, can anyone believe Trump would be singing kumbaya all alone in a stinking jail cell? I, for one, do not.
If Trump does get thrown in the clink for one night or two or even longer, it will destroy him. Imagine it. Let me set the stage. It’s midnight. A groggy, rusty, farting Trump sits, orange hair standing on end, calling in vain for prison correctional guards to put in an order to McDonald’s.
He would have no golden toilet. Indeed, he’d not have a bed laden with silk sheets. He would have a long, uncomfortable prison bench and a dish of likely extremely unappetizing food pushed through his cell door.
He would not have a TV or a cell phone. He would just sit there, isolated and bored, collecting dust—lots of dust. Mary Trump said he can barely handle three HOURS per day in court. She said she feels like watching her uncle “dissolving before our eyes.”
That’s what she’s watching, alright. But Mary also said she has a hard time believing anyone could fear this man, this pathetic person who “can’t even keep his eyes open at his trial.”
