The blobfish strikes again
A question is swirling around in the ether, and it needs answering. Although I cannot answer definitively, I am pretty certain the answer to this question is NO. A bit fat no.
The question, friends and readers, is this: Will President Joe Biden and traitor Donald Trump debate? I cannot even describe how many times I’ve seen and heard this question asked. I think the answer is no.
First off, we do not know for certain that Trump will even be the nominee. Something could change at the convention, he could receive a prison sentence, or his mental issues might result in him stripping naked on stage and declaring himself liquid corn. I mean, anything can happen, and in politics, it usually does.
But let’s say the orange one IS the nominee. He will NEVER debate Biden after THAT State Of The Union speech. I imagine he’d be terrified at the thought of it.
Donald Trump could not even muster the energy to debate ANY of his fellow Republicans. He did not debate. Not once. Now I think Trump will, in fact, OFFER to debate.
But this offer will come with caveats, and one or more of them will be things that cannot happen. Tucker Carlson as moderator. Or perhaps HIMSELF as moderator.
Perhaps, he will offer to debate only if Jack Smith dismisses all charges against him. I am not kidding. Trump will want to LOOK like he is eager to debate, but he will need SOME WAY to get out of it. So everything’s on the table.
I mean, can one imagine Donald Trump ON STAGE with Biden? Can one even begin to imagine the contrast?
It’d be like watching an episode of “Wild Kingdom” where an intelligent, playful Manatee destroys a bulbous and scaly blobfish. It actually would be something to see.
Now, I do hope that somehow he debates if he is the nominee because watching President Biden wipe the floor with orange debris is a very big dream of mine.
