Donald Trump turns carrot orange
Something is very, very wrong with Donald Trump’s hair. Before I get into the weeds on this story, I noticed something wrong with Donald Trump’s appearance. I had thought I might be imagining it. I was not.
I received validation of my concern in the form of Morning Joe. You see, friends, it isn’t just Trump’s VERBAL GAFFES rising like cream to the forefront of every political conversation. It’s his appearance.
On Morning Joe, they talked about this and how Trump, who at one point was highly vain about his appearance, does not seem to be aware that, like his mind, his physical appearance is not looking spiffy. And they spoke about his hair. Bingo! That was what I had noticed as well. You see, my friends, Donald Trump’s hair is starting to look worse than Matt Gaetz’s, and that is a major concern.
So the panel on Morning Joe spoke about the color of his hair and that his newest color is — well — not the color it usually is. “Carrot orange.” It’s true. Donald Trump’s hair seems to be following his mental health into insanity.
The panel called it carrot orange. They mussed how Trump could not see that it looked awful. I went back and looked at it, and it WAS awful. It’s not orange in a subtle way, either. Nor is this particular shade of orange very inviting.
If I had to sum up this odd new color myself, I’d say it looks a bit like orange algae coupled with bits of baby food. Our insurrectionist,it appears, has invented a new color. See for yourself.
So yes, it appears Trump took the color orange to dazzling new heights. But the point is that Donald Trump does not seem to notice how horrible it looks.
It looks harsh, it makes him look old, and it is frankly one of the most unbecoming, disgusting colors I’ve ever had the displeasure to see. And he doesn’t notice! At least if he keeps this dreadful color that I’ve entitled “Algae orange,” it might just match his orange jumpsuit in prison.
