Senile Donald Trump endorses Joe Biden (no really)

| 12:01 pm EST February 26, 2024
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Everybody seems to be talking about Donald Trump forgetting his son, Eric in his victory speech. The thing is though, that was far from the only gaffe Trump made over the weekend. Other gaffes are receiving less attention. And that simply isn’t right. These gaffes are equal opportunity gaffes and they ALL need to be called out. One gaffe in particular needs to be talked about.

President Biden picked up a hefty endorsement. That’s right. Somebody endorsed Joe Biden, whom we never would have expected to do so. That person is Donald Trump. Yep. Our spoiled brat is at it again. (Or perhaps he KNOWS President Biden will win.)

It happened at CPAC. Trump was speaking to the scum in the room when he started talking about Putin: “He (Putin) did announce the other day that he’d much rather see Biden as President, and I agree with him.”

WHAT? Thank you, IQ4.5, for endorsing Joe Biden, the President of the United States. We do appreciate it. He (Trump) did not correct himself either. He continued onward and downward. Let’s imagine a lovely duck pond. We see little ducks swimming about. They quack like ducks, swim like ducks, LOOK like ducks. They are ducks.

And when an orange moron forgets to thank his son and endorses his competitor for president, we have no choice but to conclude: If it walks like a brain-addled basket case and talks like a brain-addled basket case, it IS, in fact, a brain-addled basket case.