Donald Trump is “grotesque”

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The glittering Crown Jewel of the Democratic Party has spoken! And what she has to say did not make Donald Trump very happy at ALL. I refer to Nancy Pelosi. Pelosi spoke to Newsweek and held nothing back in her opinion of Donald Trump, which I’m sure we ALL agree with.

“He’s grotesque!” Pelosi said. Ah — such a perfect fit of a word to describe he who tried to bring down America. Grotesque. Yes, I truly believe there should be a picture of Trump’s mug shot next to the definition of Grotesque in dictionaries far and wide.

Pelosi said a Trump Presidency would never happen. “I’ll tell you what I say to them, it’s not going to happen,” Pelosi said. Now, here we come to the hilarious part. (There is ALWAYS a hilarious part where chief dunder-brain is concerned.)

The Trump campaign responded to Nancy’s comments. “Does Nancy Pelosi know where she is half the time?” Oh wow! That’s like a serial killer remarking on someone who jay-walked. Allow me to answer the Trump campaign. Pelosi does NOT know where she is half the time. She knows where she is ALL the time.

Unlike your criminal of a candidate — your grotesque birdbrain of a monster you choose to stand behind, Pelosi has ALL the mental awareness she needs. In fact, she could run circles around a 20-year-old.

YOUR candidate, however, is awash in confusion as he regularly shows people in his now almost daily mental meltdowns. I’d like to thank Nancy for her words. GROTESQUE. Such a fitting word to describe such an asshole. Donnie the grotesque. I think I like it.