Senile Donald Trump now reduced to making up imaginary months

| 9:30 pm EST January 27, 2024
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There’s a recurring Saturday Night Live sketch in which various celebrities go on Jeopardy and turn out to be impossibly dumb. This includes a running gag where they keep making up fake months like “Febturday” and “Febtober.”

Well, now it turns out life is imitating art, as an increasingly senile Donald Trump, who has no idea what he’s even trying to say anymore, has decided that “Februareth” is now a month:

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At this point Trump is unwittingly creating one campaign ad for Joe Biden and the Democrats after another. As Trump keeps having these senile moments, it allows the general public to see that he’s a million miles removed from being politically viable for anything.