Donald Trump has completely senile meltdown about corn
Donald Trump’s brain is growing in stupidity as it becomes as soft and wafer-thin as a piece of thread-like corn silk. People are noticing too and never was this more apparent than at a Trump “rally” in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
Many have been eagerly waiting to see what Donald Trump’s next insane ruminations would be about. We finally got our answer as Trump decided to wax poetic about “non-liquid gold.”
Why, perhaps, you’re thinking, would Trump talk about “non-liquid gold?” What IS non-liquid gold anyway?
The answers to these questions are: He’d talk about it because he’s insane, and his brain, as I said, is becoming stupider every day. And to the question of what Non-liquid gold is, according to Donald John Trump, it’s — corn. You read that right.
It all started with LIQUID gold. Trump was talking about oil and gas. Liquid gold, he proclaimed! Oil and gas are liquid gold. Then, abruptly, Trump wandered off the pasture, seemingly getting lost in the realm of his own brain, which is NOT a good thing for anyone.
Trump declared he’d just come face to face with non-liquid gold. And though I usually do not quote him, THIS is one rumination that deserves full context. So here goes:
“I just met non-liquid gold.”
“It’s called corn!”
“They have.”
“it’s– it;s non-liquid.”
“You know, it’s a pretty cool thought, isn’t it?”
“That ‘s a nickname.”
“We came to you with a new word.”
“A new couple of words for corn.”
Behold the brilliance of our traitor, everyone!
On Twitter, people appeared confused.
“What’s the dude talking about,” one person asked.
Someone else posted two photos, one of Trump’s hair and another of a piece of corn: “Who wore it better?”
Here are some more deeply amusing Twitter comments:
“And they came up to me with tears in their eyes and bags of popped non-liquid gold in their hands.”
“Are we certain he’s not an AI chatbox?’
“Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse.”
“I can’t ever eat corn again.”
“Liquid decayed.”
“I’m starting a corn-for-cash company.”
“If Biden had said this, there would be month-long coverage.”
“A former president has informed us corn is not liquid.”
“syphilis in the brain.”
“wait till he gets to New Hampshire and starts describing maple syrup.”
Donald Trump’s brain goes to some odd places indeed, but his mental state is very much getting worse. At this point, I’d not be surprised if Trump starts demanding recognition for inventing a new word — non-liquid gold.
Actually that’s more than one word.
It just isn’t going to get any better for him. But at least I learned something new. Corn is non-liquid (I knew that.) I DID learn that Donald Trump’s brain is even more moronic than anyone first thought.
