Donald Trump has completely unhinged “sick puppies” meltdown
Puppies and Donald Trump should never ever be mentioned in the same sentence. That is because puppies are darling and adorable, Man’s ultimate best friend, while Trump is evil and ugly, man’s ultimate enemy.
Yet today, I fear I must talk about Trump and puppies. Trump had a meltdown and started barking about our doggy friends. This happened on — where else — Truth Social. “Sick puppies!!!” Ah yes, it would not be the lead-up to Christmas without a few meltdowns from our orange Traitor. Consider this one of them.
“Lowlifes and radical left thugs!” Can’t the man find SOMETHING original to say? Anything? No. I suppose his vocabulary does not allow for that. It happened early Saturday morning. I wonder if he smashed any ketchup bottles the previous night.
Trump started his insane fit by bragging about how deeply the Supreme Court loves him, proving that he really IS that crazy because the only thing THIS Supreme Court loves are free vacations and misreading the U.S. Constitution. That’s IT.
Trump then used the “sick puppy” line: “This sick puppies team of lowlifes and radical left thugs could have brought this case three years ago.” Right. When J-6TH had not happened yet. You tell him, Trump.
Trump then went on to accuse Jack Smith of being the real insurrectionist. You read that right. He ended his rambling insanity with: “Maga.” Merry Christmas to you, too, Traitor.
I imagine this might be Trump’s last Christmas as a free man. Maybe THAT is what he’s really angry about. I’d like to know what’s on the menu for Trump this Christmas. Let’s ponder this question. Perhaps he will have a plate of deep-fried bullshit, with a side of baloney and a nice bottle of hogwash. Sounds like the perfect Trump meal to me.
