Donald Trump’s week from hell
I write this on the first day of November. This week was the week of Halloween. It might be nice to honor Halloween — with a little article of horror — Donald Trump horror.
What, pray tell, is the scariest horror film you’ve ever seen? I recommend a very old, classic horror called “The Other.” Not the most popular, but utterly horrifying. But there WAS an extremely popular l film that scared many a person. That film was called “The Ring.”
Now — I must not give spoilers as many have not seen this film. But it’s safe to BORROW from this extraordinary film — just two words. “SEVEN DAYS!” Ah yes, seven days — seven days of horror — for Donald Trump. The clock starts ticking NOW, for this next week is when Trump’s horror upon horror comes true — right before his eyes.
Junior. Erick. Ivanka. SEVEN DAYS, Donald. They will be taking the stand. It will go through this week into next week. SEVEN DAYS OF CHILD TESTIMONY. Trump is already freaking out about ALL of this.
Leave my children alone; he yelled futilely on Truth Social the other night. No chance, brat. SEVEN DAYS. “Expect the unexpected,” many are saying. Expect the unexpected in what could only be described as a family affair.
“SEVEN DAYS.” In “The Ring,” this was an utterly blood-chilling line. I will not spoil it and tell you why.
But the next seven days are set to be a test tube of horror for Trump. It’s the witching hour — the hour his kids, one by one, idiot by idiot, file into the courtroom and meander toward the witness chair.
SEVEN DAYS. Will we have seven days of screaming on Truth Social? If yesterday was an example, we indeed might. Will Donald Trump erupt in the courtroom? It wouldn’t surprise me. Junior is first. It’s best to get the stupidest out of the way before moving on.
And then there is mighty Aphrodite. (Sarcasm.) Ivanka is trying desperately NOT to testify. It will not work. SEVEN DAYS. For the next week, we are likely to hear lots of anguished moans from the peanut gallery. And I admit — it will be lots of fun. SEVEN DAYS.
