Donald Trump gets caught in the act
Donald Trump is lying again. This particular lie is indeed difficult to believe. It’s about golf. We all know Trump loves to play golf. It’s just one of his hobbies, along with swindling people, bullying his enemies, and starting insurrections.
But this particular week,Trump was asked how many hole-in-ones has he made. Trump’s answer made many jaws drop. “SEVEN,” the golf liar said. “They say oh wow,” Trump bragged. “But I have legitimately had seven.”
Now I don’t know lots about golf, but I do know it is incredibly hard for an amateur to get holes-in-ones. And the all-time hole-in-one record was made by Hal Sutton and Robert Allenby for ten apiece.
Naturally, nobody appears to believe the traitor. Somehow this braggadocious statement of Trump’s made it to Twitter. And faster than one could say “18 holes,” Twitter was on it:
“Liar!”
“Look at that; someone puts the ball in the hole for me so I can pretend I got a hole-in-one.”
“Snake Oil salesman.”
“gross.”
“the hole is not his belly button — does he know that?”
“#kim jong trump.”
“asshole in one.”
“Sure, seems plausible.”
“troll-in-one.”
“He’s the GOAT!”
“HE STILL LOOKS LIKE HE’S WEARING A DIAPER.”
“Wholesale liar.”
“yeah, whatever cheater.”
“PLAY with a liar, and you get played.”
“smoke and mirrors.”
“He can’t even bend over.”
“a thousand big macs says he didn’t.”
“he misspoke. Meant to say old and done.”
“on par with the rest of his lies.”
He dreamt it.”
“where’s the video?”
Ah, yes, twitter can sometimes be oodles of fun. In this case, regarding Trump’s holes-in-one, the verdict is in, and it’s disbelief.
