Donald Trump’s “knock heads” meltdown reveals just how far gone he is
Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s a former President and traitor, and insurrectionist. That’s right. Donald Trump is at the door. Whose door? Why Putin’s door — and Ukraine’s. You see, my friends, Donald John Trump has announced a solution! He has figured out how to stop Putin’s against Ukraine.
Who would have thunk it? So what is this priceless idea that nobody else in the whole world has figured out for themselves? Well — this is the idea of ideas, right up there with self-cleaning with bleach.
Donald John Trump has declared the war could be stopped right away by “knocking heads and getting it done.” Sigh. Yes, my friends, this is Donald Trump at his most idiotic. I am sorry to say I fear there will be more where that came from.
Trump was talking to Glenn Beck, another winner in the intelligence department. And he boasted about how he could end the war immediately. “You have to get people in a room,” Mr. Trump said profoundly. “You have to knock heads and get it done.” trump finished with Shakespearean depth. Wow– that’s a brilliant plan if I’ve ever heard one. Perhaps we should implement it tomorrow.
So let’s ask some questions. WHOSE room would this happen in? Would there be some type of contest? “Have room, will travel,” it could be called. Maga could post pictures of their rooms and let the best Maga win! But the real magnificence of this eloquent statement is the let’s get it done part. That offers so much help to the military. “Let’s get it done.” Amazing.
Needless to say, these comments made their way to Twitter. And faster than one could say, “IQ test,” Twitter was on it:
“He tried this with covid remember?”
“so cutting edge!”
“Thank goodness for men with vision.”
“He sure is a smart one!”
“Wait, is he talking about Eric and Junior?”
“Gee why didn’t anyone else think of that?”
“These boys just need to have a nice heart-to-heart, and this will all be over.”
“the room better not be one with open windows.”
“The great initiator!”
“why didn’t we think of that?”
“They can get them in a room by promising McDonald’s.”
“Albert Einstein couldn’t have said it better.”
“The genes speak!”
“Ah, the room strategy.”
and my favorite:
“Sir,” Putin said to Trump with tears streaming down, “if only someone had gotten us into this room before.”
