The Loser Club returns

| 6:00 pm EST February 23, 2023
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There is a particular club that currently has republicans a bit terrified. You’ve met some of the members of this VERY exclusive club before. They share some things in common that vaulted them into this exclusive and spurious club.

And this club even has a name! It is a name that suits them and a name to which they are happy to live up to each and every time. This is the loser club. The loser club is not a club that the GOP enjoys having around them. The loser club encapsulates all that is incompetent, stupid, and ridiculous. And the loser club members are those that ran in the 2022 midterms — and promptly lost.

But alas! Reports are the loser club is not satisfied with its current status. I suppose they want to lose just one more time. This appears to be their goal because the loser club is reportedly coming for the GOP — to run in the 2024 elections.

Loser club member one — Blake Masters. Now Masters was always a bit freaky in his views — even for the GOP. And Masters is now considering running for the GOP senate nomination in Arizona. This is not a good idea. Actually, for us, it IS a good idea, but the word is many republicans are pretty glum about his chances. This is because Blake Masters is insane.

An election denier of the first degree, he was not and is not popular, although he appears blithely unconcerned about this. J.R. Majewski. He ran for a seat in congress but lost when it was found he “embellished” his war record — and that’s putting it nicely. Lied might be the more appropriate word.

Well, guess what? Majewski has not given up. Reportedly he’s thinking of giving it another go, undoubtedly causing groans of anguish among Ohio Republicans. “My decision” the “embellisher” said on social media, “will not be made by the dc swamp or the political establishment.”

This is hysterical. It seems the GOP loves the word “swamp.” Who is this “dc swamp?” It seems to me it’s — Majewski and his other loser buds. And let’s not forget Kari Lake. Yes, the out-of-work, insane Lake is thinking of giving a run another go, possibly for the Arizona senate, which would mean Masters and she would be competing for the same prize.

And who knows ELSE may come out of the woodwork? Herschel Walker? Mehmet puppy-hater Oz? The possibilities are endless. So many GOP losers seem to want to be part of this exclusive club that it’s hard to keep up with them all.