CREEPER

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So many Palmer Report readers have thrown out nicknames for Donald “Assolini” Trump. And I’ve used a great deal of them in my work.

A few people have mentioned they do not like the name-calling of Trump. Be better, they say. I respectfully disagree. Most of these nicknames are created by Palmer report readers and some, such as — Assolini, Putin’s poodle, IQ4.5, and Donnie, do wrong are wildly entertaining. Thankfully most agree!

I would like to add my own to the mix. That name is simply — creeper.

The fact is Donald Trump is a very creepy man. He is dark, slithery, and eel-like.

He talks to himself, refers to himself in the third person, and now wants to speak to Putin, or at least, that is what he said the other day on Truth Social.

Trump is claiming on Truth Social that he and he alone can stop Putin’s war against Ukraine. Let me speak to Putin, the creeper pleaded.

In fact, creeper says he can negotiate a peace deal “within 24 hours.”

And I believe him.

Not about the peace deal.

But I do believe that was Trump still in office, there might not be a war. Allow me to explain why.

Were Donald John Trump president, I have NO doubt he would sink his tentacles into Ukraine and hand them to Putin on a silver platter.

There would be no help for them. There would be no tanks or money. Trump has told us and shown us in many ways that he IS Putin’s poodle (thanks, Palmer Report reader.)

And that means always agreeing with Putin, as Lindsey Graham always agrees with him. What a bunch of scared little puppies the GOP is! What a bunch of cowards.

So Donald “Creeper” Trump would sell Ukraine down the river. That is one more reason why we should really thank our lucky stars that this creep of all creeps is no longer in power.

It would be an utter disaster for Ukraine, and I’m sure Trump is feeling very angry about Putin’s war right now because Ukraine is kicking ass, and in Trump’s mind, that likely means the wrong person is winning.

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