Mehmet Oz crashes and burns
Things are not looking good for New Jersey quack Mehmet Oz. On the contrary, things appear to have gone to the dogs for the hapless candidate. Oz is running for Senate in Pennsylvania even though he lives in New Jersey. And he is trying SO hard to get one over on John Fetterman. The problem is — he can’t.
The truth is John Fetterman is an amazing candidate, and this fact must not be lost on Oz, who keeps trying to mimic his demeanor. But he seems to fail every time as all his jokes and tweets wind up flopping like jellyfish.
Meanwhile, Fetterman is “owning” Oz. His latest thing came in the form of an announcement. Fetterman has announced he’s starting a petition. The petition is to get Mehmet Oz inducted into the New Jersey hall of fame You just can’t make this stuff up.
“We all know that Dr. Oz is so proud of being New Jersey strong,” Fetterman said solemnly in a video message.
“We thought it would be “so” nice to honor Dr. Oz’s Jersey Pride. So we’re starting a petition to get him inducted into the @NJHalloFame.”
“Add your name here, and let’s show him our support.”
It’s ALMOST — ALMOST — enough to make one feel sorry for Mehmet. Well — until one remembers what a snake oil salesman Mehmet is.
But he is helpless against the fun-filled tidal wave that is John Fetterman. Fetterman is gathering more and more strength and is taking Mehmet out to sea — far out, beyond civilization, beyond land, where he is little more than a speck on the shores of New Jersey — his home state and the place where he will be back, tail between his legs when Fetterman creams him in November. Don’t forget to sign the petition.
