Donald Trump just found a whole new way to lose

| 10:00 pm EDT March 19, 2022
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Although we all can agree that Donald Trump is a terrible person, an insurrectionist, a racist, a narcissist, he has managed to excel at one thing. No, really, he has! Donald Trump has found one thing that he does better than anyone. He is the bigliest at it, the best — and all of us can merely sit on the sidelines wondering and marveling at this incredible talent of assolini’s.

Donald Trump fails more than any other human being I can possibly think of. See? Everybody has their own extraordinary talents. And this is Trump’s special gift. He consistently fails, in the best ways ever. Congratulations Trump. And now Trump has failed again. Trump and his presidential campaign have been asked to pay for the legal fees of a former staffer.

You see, Trump was trying to enforce an unenforceable Non Disclosure agreement with this former staffer. But the NDA was declared by an arbitrator to be unconstitutional. And now Trump is on the hook for more than $300K. So now Trump has failed again. (How many times does this make it?) And he has to shell out some big bucks. This former staffer will be entitled to all legal fees paid back as well as other expenses.

So, you see? The failures of Trump just keep growing, like out of control weeds in a dank field. Perhaps if Trump stopped suing people, he would fail less. Perhaps. But I must say — it is awfully enjoyable watching him lose — again and again and again.