This is just ugly for Ivanka Trump

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Some people in Florida are not very happy right now. For once, this is a story that, while taking place in Florida, does not involve Ron DeSantis. It DOES, however, involve a certain whispery-voiced waif who does not appear to be in very good standing with some in her community right now: “What are they doing in our town?”

Per Raw Story, this is the battle cry residents in Surfside Florida are wailing. It appears that the “happy couple,” Jared and Ivanka, are not inspiring the love these days. Some residents in the quaint little beach-side community seem to feel — that the vapid Venus wanna-be — in the spirit of papa — does not appear to be a fan of the little thing called rules.

One resident told the story of how Vanka was walking her puppy over to the palm-tree draped beach — and right past a sign that said: “no dogs allowed.” Those pesky rules! “I was speed-walking at her and yelling at her,” the neighbor recalled.

This neighbor also said Repunzel finally responded that she didn’t know there were no dogs allowed. “You’re standing right next to the sign,” said the exasperated neighbor. Reportedly another neighbor nicknamed Jarred Kushner “slenderman,” which I must admit is quite creative.

So, it appears the bundle of Trump sugar and her addled husband are not the most well-liked folks in Surfside Florida. Maybe if they would stop breaking the rules, their situation might change.