Jim Jordan melts down as January 6th Committee moves in on him

| 9:59 pm EST December 22, 2021
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Isn’t it fun to watch the complete meltdown of Jim Jordan? Jordan (screaming into the void, insurrection party, Ohio) is not having a good month, week, or day. The January 6 committee wants his cooperation. But will he give it?

Frankly, one of two scenarios could happen, and either one spells excellent news for us. First off — Jordan could cooperate. Who knows? Jordan might finally decide to make one decision that makes sense. I know that’s a stretch, but it could happen.

Or he could go off the rails as Jordan usually is known to do. And then perhaps he will be referred for contempt and arrested. This is a perp walk I’d LOVE to see. But in the meantime, the king of screamers isn’t exactly making sense. In fact, he is beginning to sound more moronic with each passing hour.

Take this delicious tweet from the Nutter. It begs to be repeated. From Jordan’s Twitter account: “If Joe Biden’s #COVID19 “Plan” works, then why doesn’t it work?”

Sigh. Positively Shakespearean, Jordan.

As one can see from this tweet, Jordan’s innards are probably doing a bit of a loony dance right now. I could answer that question for Jordan but would prefer to allow Twitter users to do so.

“God help us all.”

“Why don’t you work?”

“Tick Tock Gym.”

“Stop day drinking, Jordan.”

“your glasshouse is crumbling.”

“Please wash that hideous blue shirt.”

And the best:

“If Gym Jordan works, why doesn’t he work?”

So as you can see, Gym is riding a wave of foaming twitter ratios. I am enjoying his screaming into the Twitter void, and judging by the responses, so is everybody else.