Donald Trump just stepped in it

| 9:00 pm EDT November 1, 2021
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Hello readers. Guess what? We, the Democrats, have a new label. It turns out — someone ( I wonder who) thinks we are all “perverts.” Quite amusing, is it not? And who has bestowed us with this lovely nickname? I will give you a clue. It is orange, it favors insurrections, and it has been impeached — twice actually. Yes, it is assolini himself who has bestowed upon us this nickname.

And thank you again, Palmer Report readers, for your creativity in nicknames for the orange tumor. I shall be using some new ones you have suggested. This all has to do with Glenn Youngkin, who is running to be Virginia’s next Governor.

Youngkin is a Trump guy. But the problem for him is he cannot SAY that. Because in Virginia, the barking clown’s numbers are underwater. So, Youngkin has been trying to do a delicate dance around this fact. This was shattered when Trumple-thin-skin issued a statement.

In said statement, the sideshow blob spoke warmly of Youngkin and how well the two men get along: “The fake News media, together with some of the perverts doing ads ad nauseam on primarily Fox (Fox shouldn’t take those ads!), are trying to create an impression that Glenn Youngkin and I are at odds and don’t like each other.”

Wow. It looks like Creep-a-Rama had his feelings hurt. I happen to agree with PART of this bizarre statement. Youngkin and Trump ARE friends. I think they are very good friends. Youngkin deeply admires the biggest loser in history and would run Virginia exactly as the loser would want.

So, go tell a friend in Virginia all about how close individual scum and Youngkin are. Shout it from the rooftops. Go on Youngkin’s Twitter page and copy/paste assolini’s statement about their beautiful and evocative friendship.

Let ALL Virginians know about this. Then if you live in Virginia, volunteer to drive someone to the polls. And let’s bring this home for Virginia.