Thanks for this one, Donald Trump!

| 10:30 am EDT October 15, 2021
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As the Democratic party gears up for the 2022 midterm elections, we are getting a bit of help. This help is coming from an unlikely source. I wouldn’t have believed it myself if I hadn’t read the note.

This mysterious note stands apart from other notes this putrid human being has put out. For example, unlike said other notes, this one does not ramble. It is short and concise. It gets right to the point. It surprises in its simplicity. And it must be seen to be believed.

The creator of “the note?” Well, this monster has many names. Some call him assolini. Others refer to him as iq4.5 Other names for the creature include Shitler, Moron of the United States, Pizzaface, the orange tumor, Orange shart cannon, million-dollar failure, and Donnie-little-hands. Choose whichever makes you happiest.

Here is the note — in all its splendid glory: “If we don’t solve the Presidential Election Fraud of 2020 (which we have thoroughly and conclusively documented), Republicans will not be voting in ’22 or ’24. It is the single most important thing for Republicans to do.”

Behold — the note! And –though I have never once agreed with the reptilian one on ANYTHING, I do agree with the contents of this one note. Thank you, assolini, for your endorsement of the Democratic Party.

And Republicans must hear and see this note for what it is — a command. And they should react accordingly. After all, this is your messiah speaking! This is the one you look up to, the one you worship, the one who is NEVER wrong.

So please Republicans — abide by the wishes of Crater face. In fact, I’d suggest any Republican running in 2022 should stop campaigning and just endorse the Democrat. Thank you, assolini, for making sense just one time in your life.