Donald Trump sounds like a total goner

| 9:45 pm EDT April 27, 2020
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Donald Trump spent the weekend ranting about a hamburger, and then getting Pulitzer Prizes confused with Nobel Prizes, only to misspell them as “Noble Prizes.” The guy is as evil as ever, but he’s also in cognitive decline, so we end up seeing him carrying out dastardly plans that center around, well, hamburgers and imaginary prizes.

Because Trump wasn’t content to keep humiliating himself on Twitter, he held a press briefing today, after having supposedly sworn off holding them. How did it go for him? Well, this brief clip pretty much sums it up:

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That’s right, Donald Trump now sounds like a total goner. This isn’t a guy with some secret evil plan to turn things in his favor and get reelected. This is a 50% senile, 100% sociopath who’s behaving more incoherently by the day.