I have no idea what I just watched

| 6:40 pm EDT April 27, 2020
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Donald Trump wants you to know that he knows how Kim Jong Un is doing, but he wants you to know that he’s not going to tell you how Kim Jong Un is doing. Trump thinks Nancy Pelosi is dancing in Chinatown or something. And Trump thinks the reporters in the audience hacked into his phone.

Trump’s propaganda network OAN asked an unintentionally hilarious question about the prospect of Donald Trump somehow rehiring convicted traitor Michael Flynn to work at the White House. Even Trump didn’t seem to know what to do with that one. When a serious reporter asked Trump about his Lysol meltdown, Trump have one of the shortest and most tepid answers he’s ever given, making clear how afraid he still is of the topic.

I don’t even know what I just watched. It was the same old garbage press briefing, just with a bunch of retail CEOs on stage for absolutely no reason, and with an even more deranged Donald Trump. He’s unraveling even more quickly than ever.