Donald Trump goes totally bonkers after everyone mocks him for Nobel/Noble screwup

Bill Palmer | 7:10 pm EDT April 26, 2020

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Earlier today Donald Trump tweeted an apoplectic meltdown about the reporters who won Pulitzer Prizes for their reporting on his Russia scandal. Because he’s half senile, he confused these Pulitzer Prizes with Nobel Prizes. And because he’s illiterate, he called them “Noble Prizes” four times in a row.

Rather than just deleting the tweet and trying again, like he did with his illiterate “hamberger” meltdown earlier today, Trump is now insisting that “Noble” was somehow correct:

Does anybody get the meaning of what a so-called Noble (not Nobel) Prize is, especially as it pertains to Reporters and Journalists? Noble is defined as, “having or showing fine personal qualities or high moral principles and ideals.” Does sarcasm ever work?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 26, 2020

Wow. This is pathetic even for him. Trump is really trying to play the sarcasm card again? Didn’t he just swing and miss with that one after his disinfectant meltdown? Whatever was left of Trump’s brain has turned into jello. By the end of the day he may be running around chasing imaginary squirrels on the White House lawn.

Bill Palmer

Bill Palmer is the publisher of the political news outlet Palmer Report