Marco Rubio has something wrong with him

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Marco Rubio reminds you of that dumb kid who hangs out with the bad kids because it makes him feel cool, but then occasionally tries to take some weird moral stand, only to cave five minutes later and go back to hanging out with the bad kids. Today he reminded us yet again that he’s not even close to being Senator material.

Rubio posted this tweet. We’ll give him credit, we suppose, for trying to shoot down a conspiracy theory for once. But really, what is “marshall law” supposed to be?

Wait, does Marco Rubio think that “marshall law” is something carried about by U.S. Marshals? No, that still wouldn’t be the correct spelling. Is he referring to Marshalls department store? Marshall Mathers? Who knows with this guy? Rubio has something wrong with him. It’s called stupidity. And there is no vaccine for it.