Donald Trump is more miserable than ever

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Regrets. Haven’t we all had them? Donald John Trump most certainly has. And reportedly, he is speaking out about them — or might I correct myself? LASHING out about them.

According to the New York Times, Donald Felon Trump has been fuming. He has been angrily babbling about all of his regrets from his first term in office. So, what regrets circle Donald Trump’s soul of coal?

What is beleaguering him, keeping him up at night, and making him whine even more than usual? Traitors. Yes, it would seem that Trump’s biggest regret is that, during his former term, he hired too many traitors, which is causing him to lash out.

As you are most likely aware, in Trump’s warped Hannibal-covered brain, the word traitor represents anyone that was mean to poor little Donnie, anyone with a thick skin who dated to stand up to little Donnie fool.

Because Trump hasn’t stopped talking about the traitors he once employed, staff reportedly are being extra cautious in their hiring choices. After all –, you can’t have Donnie mad at you! So, his transition team is doing its best to carefully grill prospective employees for signs they may be traitors.

They are trying their best to determine if potential employees have it in them to become traitors and want to hire only the best — best at at kissing up to Donald Trump. In reality, of course, Donald has made a mistake, as usual. He has no idea what a traitor is, but it certainly isn’t someone who stands up to him—that is called having a spine.

But that’s not all. The Washington Post reports that Donald J. Trump is demanding “mandatory training” for government workers—training in how to implement his agenda. Yep.”Trump-training” might be the new word of the year. Who’d have thunk it?

According to WAPO, this is putting many government workers into a state of panic, and many are now seeking other jobs. Some employees are also taking out liability insurance in case there are problems and they need to hire attorneys.

So this is the United States of Donald Trump. A word about all this. Work is not supposed to be a place where one goes to be frightened. I feel for all of these workers, and I don’t blame the ones who are seeking an escape.

Who in their right mind would want to work for Donald Trump? It’d be like opening a trap door that leads nowhere except to a dark underbelly of primal chaos and delirium. Would YOU want to open that door? I know I most definitely would not.

No matter what Trump gets, he is never satisfied. This is one more example of hubris and narcissism infecting the worst president in the history of presidents.

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