Donald Trump goes off the deep end about falling asleep in court

One thing I do adore about those closest to Donald Trump is that they leak like crazy. They do, so we always know how the traitor feels at any given moment. And now, credible sources within Trump’s circle are reportedly leaking information about Trump’s state of mind—and the news is not good—not good at all.

Reports are that the seas of Trump’s demented mind are dark and stormy, with storm clouds having already rolled in and the EYE of the storm making its way ominously into the fleshy folds of Donald’s brain-stem.

“NEW LEVELS OF FURY.” People close to Trump are saying that new levels of fury are descending into the cavities of the Vampire Squid, where they will likely lurk, growing in intensity until yet another unpredictable outburst occurs.

So what is causing this new fury? Well, there is Trump’s eternal sleepiness for one. Reports are that Donald Trump is seething with anger over all the reports that he’s falling asleep in court. They say Trump is RAGING behind the scenes about all these reports, and he also does not like the work the court sketch artist has done. In other words — his court likeness is not to the traitor’s liking.

Trump is said to be particularly miffed at reporter Maggie Haberman, who has continuously reported on sleepy Don and his afternoons of catching some Z’s. Trump also resents all the comedians mocking his sleepy slumbers, which is said to be reaching the boiling point.

It ALSO does not help- that Trump’s the butt of every joke these days. “Dozy the clown.” I mean, what DID the man expect? One MUST expect to be mocked if one falls asleep in court (jaws open and sagging, head nodding, orangeness as vivid as ever). This is not rocket science, Donald Trump.

After all, all the man has to do to avoid all the jokes is stay awake. He’s doing little of that. As Monday comes hurtling toward us and the trial begins in earnest, one has to ponder this: Will Trump start to snore during witness testimony?